(note: This is written as an April Fools in 2007)
(From "Chiba University of Radio," which does not exist and is just a joke)
It is impossible to make a perpetual motion machine according to second law of thermodynamics, but Fukushima vice-schoolmaster thought it is based on statistical mechanics, which does not have "absolutely," and used "Deep White"(a joke computer which is said to calculate pi to the tenth digit) to operate "precox analysis," which try to calculate ignorable functions.Ignorable functions are functions that grow smaller than any reciprocal of polynomial functions. Even though normal computers cannot tell the difference between a ignorable function and zeroes, It's not zero.
source:Chiba University of Radio